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Post by Mrs. Beach on Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:29 am

Anybody know any mouse jokes? We should be able to make up some good ones!

Oh, yeah! I made up one, once. What does a Catholic mouse say for a prayer? Cheerio eleison.
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Post by tinyhartmouseries on Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:01 pm

Why don't show mice have family reunions?

Because they are their own grandpas!

(does that make sense, is it funny, etc?)
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Post by Rhasputin on Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:58 pm

Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries.



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Post by Rhasputin on Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:00 pm

One lab mouse to another:
Mouse 1: I've trained that crazy human at last.

Mouse 2: How have you done that?

Mouse 1: I don’t know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.
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Post by IrisheaglesOne on Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:58 pm

I love the maze one!!! Thats funny! I love mouse jokes! Heres a couple:


Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !

Momma mouse was getting food in the kitchen with her baby when the cat pounced in. Snatching up the kid Momma ran for the mousehole but it was obvious she wasn't going to make it. Finally in desperation she whipped around and shouted "Bark, Bark" at the cat. The cat skidded to a halt and ran away. Momma mouse turned to her baby and said, "You see how important it is to learn a foreign language!"
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Post by Mrs. Beach on Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:45 pm

THESE ARE ABSOLUTELY GREAT!!!!! Are you-all making them up?
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Post by IrisheaglesOne on Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:21 am

No, I didnt make those up...I read them. Hmm, Ill work on making some up! Shocked
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Post by lunalady on Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:35 pm

Why was the buck surrounded by so many does? Because he was a "Pimp"Squeak. Original!!!! Laughing

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Post by kawmice on Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:59 am

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOu guys are KILLING me over here!!! Laughing
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Post by Mrs. Beach on Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:38 pm

Lunalady, that's so bad it's good!
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Post by doganddisc on Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:17 am

Rhasputin wrote:Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries.



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LOL! I'm laughing so hard at this one.
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