HomeMouse jokes.
+3
Rhasputin
tinyhartmouseries
Mrs. Beach
7 posters
Page 1 of 1
Mouse jokes.
by Mrs. Beach Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:29 am
Anybody know any mouse jokes? We should be able to make up some good ones!
Oh, yeah! I made up one, once. What does a Catholic mouse say for a prayer? Cheerio eleison.
Oh, yeah! I made up one, once. What does a Catholic mouse say for a prayer? Cheerio eleison.
Mrs. Beach- Show Mouse
- Posts : 1074
Join date : 2012-01-12
Location : Silver Spring, MD -
Re: Mouse jokes.
by tinyhartmouseries Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:01 pm
Why don't show mice have family reunions?
Because they are their own grandpas!
(does that make sense, is it funny, etc?)
Because they are their own grandpas!
(does that make sense, is it funny, etc?)
tinyhartmouseries- Moderator
- Posts : 641
Join date : 2012-01-15
Age : 35
Location : Wichita, KS
Re: Mouse jokes.
by Rhasputin Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:58 pm
Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries.
Rhasputin- Adult
- Posts : 789
Join date : 2012-01-08
Location : Rochester NY
Re: Mouse jokes.
by Rhasputin Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:00 pm
One lab mouse to another:
Mouse 1: I've trained that crazy human at last.
Mouse 2: How have you done that?
Mouse 1: I don’t know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.
Mouse 1: I've trained that crazy human at last.
Mouse 2: How have you done that?
Mouse 1: I don’t know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.
Rhasputin- Adult
- Posts : 789
Join date : 2012-01-08
Location : Rochester NY
Re: Mouse jokes.
by IrisheaglesOne Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:58 pm
I love the maze one!!! Thats funny! I love mouse jokes! Heres a couple:
Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !
Momma mouse was getting food in the kitchen with her baby when the cat pounced in. Snatching up the kid Momma ran for the mousehole but it was obvious she wasn't going to make it. Finally in desperation she whipped around and shouted "Bark, Bark" at the cat. The cat skidded to a halt and ran away. Momma mouse turned to her baby and said, "You see how important it is to learn a foreign language!"
Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !
Momma mouse was getting food in the kitchen with her baby when the cat pounced in. Snatching up the kid Momma ran for the mousehole but it was obvious she wasn't going to make it. Finally in desperation she whipped around and shouted "Bark, Bark" at the cat. The cat skidded to a halt and ran away. Momma mouse turned to her baby and said, "You see how important it is to learn a foreign language!"
IrisheaglesOne- Fuzzy
- Posts : 73
Join date : 2012-01-15
Age : 53
Location : Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Re: Mouse jokes.
by Mrs. Beach Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:45 pm
THESE ARE ABSOLUTELY GREAT!!!!! Are you-all making them up?
Mrs. Beach- Show Mouse
- Posts : 1074
Join date : 2012-01-12
Location : Silver Spring, MD -
Re: Mouse jokes.
by IrisheaglesOne Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:21 am
No, I didnt make those up...I read them. Hmm, Ill work on making some up! 
IrisheaglesOne- Fuzzy
- Posts : 73
Join date : 2012-01-15
Age : 53
Location : Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Re: Mouse jokes.
by lunalady Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:35 pm
Why was the buck surrounded by so many does? Because he was a "Pimp"Squeak. Original!!!! 
lunalady- Hopper
- Posts : 476
Join date : 2012-02-04
Location : Southern New Jersey
Re: Mouse jokes.
by kawmice Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:59 am
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOu guys are KILLING me over here!!!
kawmice- Show Mouse
- Posts : 1031
Join date : 2012-01-18
Age : 42
Location : New Jersey -
Mrs. Beach- Show Mouse
- Posts : 1074
Join date : 2012-01-12
Location : Silver Spring, MD -
Re: Mouse jokes.
by doganddisc Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:17 am
Rhasputin wrote:Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries.
LOL! I'm laughing so hard at this one.
doganddisc- Adult
- Posts : 561
Join date : 2012-02-21
Age : 35
Location : Hartford, CT -
Similar topicsPage 1 of 1
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum|
|
|