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So my father stayed the night last night.

Post by seafolly on Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:08 pm

This morning:

Dad: Hey I'm sorry to hear about your mouse.
Me: What?
Dad: You know the one that died that night.
Me: Who died last night? What? WHAT?
Dad: *looking worried* Well I thought it was kind of weird that you would just leave him in the toilet...
Me: THE TOILET?! My mouse was in the toilet?! What did it look like?
Dad: Black and white. I thought you just couldn't flush him so I did it...
Me: Did you take a picture to ID him?? *now thinking how the hell did a) she escape b) why would Cider bring them all the way up and put it in a toilet*
Dad: No...it was black and white. Lighter than a wild mouse. Maybe you should do a head count. How many mice do you have?

*note here the only mouse that could possibly meet this male description is pregnant*

Me: *averts question* Wait...how close did you look?
Dad: Well I didn't know what it was until I tried to flush it and saw the tail.
Me: Dad, could it possibly have been my tampon? I didn't flush because it was 3 am and I'd wake you up.
Dad: ...um...well...no I'm pretty sure it was a mouse.

Not a mouse.
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Post by candycorn on Tue Sep 25, 2012 1:03 pm

Ewwww and LOL!
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Post by madmouse on Tue Sep 25, 2012 6:04 pm

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day!

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Post by Mrs. Beach on Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:43 pm

NOOOOO! Is this a true story????????
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Post by seafolly on Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:18 pm

Welcome to my life. Wink

Ann, I was so scared it was Ophelia because the others are RY! Well, except the buck but he's beige.
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Post by Mrs. Beach on Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:23 pm

Ohhh! OPHElia! No-no! (My husband asked me if this was a true story because here in the US we don't flush tampons because our septic systems can't handle them.)
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Post by seafolly on Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:44 pm

Hahaha! Well good question! Up north where my parents live we don't but in the city of Toronto we do. Happy
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Post by Laigaie on Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:20 am

I don't use septic, but I still don't flush tampons, because our pipes are awful.
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